The Riddle Thread!

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Venzero
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Venzero
So this is how the game works.
I'll start it of with a riddle. The next person answers the riddle. I tell them if they are correct. And then they make a riddle for the next person to answer, and so on.
So, my first riddle is:
A butcher is 1.2 meters tall and wears a size 7 shoe. What does he weigh?
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M@ndyz
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does he weigh meat? :O
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Venzero
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Venzero
Yeah you got. and your riddle is?
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M@ndyz
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M@ndyz
oh ummmm you do another! =D
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Venzero
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Venzero
A 200 pound mother and her two 100 pound sons need to cross a river. The boat they have only holds 200 pounds. How do they cross?
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Boganhobo
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Firstly the two sons go across together. One stays on shore while the other goes back. Then the mother crosses on her
own and the son that was left there comes back to collect his brother and they both cross together :)



My riddle:

What belongs to you, but everybody uses it more than you do?
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Elraro
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Elraro
Your name.
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Kenni
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Kenni
Wrong! His penis.

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renagadez
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Kenni said: Wrong! His penis.


terrible

women dont have penises
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Venzero
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Venzero
What has four legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening, and 3 legs at night?
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Silence
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renagadez said:

Kenni said: Wrong! His penis.


terrible
women dont have penises


They do in Thailand

Humans

The riddle of the sphinx always gets mentioned =p
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BBking
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BBking
What has two but only one can be found?
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Venzero
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Venzero
a pair?
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BBking
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BBking
Hey, that's actually pretty good!

I was thinking a "MMGN riddle thread". :P

wii.mmgn.com/...

And when you search , that old one doesn't show up. [Shifty]
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Kenni
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Kenni
Okay, fine. GAWD.
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Matteh
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Yeah we had one of them where @Stygian_ was the riddle master with @dossaer :P
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Kenni
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Damn you, Guyver, editing my edited titles. Answer My Riddle!
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Tia
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Tia
The other thread is at 91 pages so we'll just keep this one.

I've locked the other one so there's no confusion.
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Matteh
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New riddle!

What gets wet as it drys? [Derp]
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Kenni
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Kenni
.....a towel. Hey, I've been had!
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JigSaw
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Ice maybe?
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Matteh
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Towel was the answer I was looking for.
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Snix
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I went to the forest to get it
But once I got it
I couldn't get it
So I left it
And took it home with me

What is it?
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Matteh
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Bear poo? NFI. [MOG]
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Pilkingbod

Matteh said: Bear poo? NFI.


His name is Pooh Bear [Shifty]
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